I am xx% Mentally Ill.
Put "x" to those that suit you
[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ ]You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ ]You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: xx
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody (OOOOH!)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 8
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (I JUST REALISED!)
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: xx
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
TOTAL: xx
[ ]You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ]you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[ ]ou've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: xx
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: xx
Take your total,
Multiply by 4,
